I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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