On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
this hospital has no fireball
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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