i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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