drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just cropdusted the office
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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