Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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