he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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