I wish I could teleport
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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