with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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