I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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