is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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