i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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