That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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