I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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