it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
