You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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