Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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