? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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