Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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