i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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