Everything about him screamed your future.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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