A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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