She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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