weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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