Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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