her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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