Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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