He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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