sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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