What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
ttyl tear gas
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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