I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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