forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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