these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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