The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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