So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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