My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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