I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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