Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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