You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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