So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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