You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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