Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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