she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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