My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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