I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm always down for nudity.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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