You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
