But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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