I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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