Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
