Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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