You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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