Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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