i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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