Dual....:-)
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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