Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I'm really busy with my period
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