It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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